My Naughty Dachshund Jasper- Part 2

If you read my previous post My Naughty Dachshund Jasper you will remember that Jasper is affectionately known as ”ASBO” in our house. He truly is a wonderful little (or should I say slightly podgy) fellow. He can be quite naughty (as all dachshunds can) and I am sure many of you will relate to some of his bad behaviour.

My Naughty Dachshund Jasper

These are some of his naughty antics.

Ok, here goes….

Stealing mints from mums handbag! At least his breath smells nice. Polos are his favourite.
Stealing an ice-cream out of the hand of a toddler in a pram on the seafront.
Joining several picnics on Worthing beach and helping himself to food.
Weeing in front of the postman in our porch!
Taking all of my nephew’s nappies out of his nappy bag and shredding them all. What great fun!
Chewing every single lead he has ever had to pieces. It costs me a fortune.
Chewing my sister-in-laws very expensive shoes!!
Every time he leaves the house he takes a toy out and leaves in scattered on our driveway. I find squeaky toys under the bushes all the time.
Chews any slipper left on the floor. I now have a supply of the ones they provide in hotels rooms especially for him.
Climbing on the table after Sunday lunch (when we were not looking) to eat the roast beef.
Stealing the food shopping (if he can) before mum unpacks it. Only today I found him making a move on this Sundays lovely Organic roast chicken. Yum!
Rolling in fox poo! Yuck!
Has been known to eat poo! Yuck!
Marking his territory where ever he goes.
Eating Francesca’s art homework.
Steals socks, knickers and bras and stashes them in his bed!
Cocked his leg on someone’s bag at the Brightondachs meet. I am sorry if it was yours!
Chewed my cousin’s favourite handbag!
Took him into my workplace ( a private clinic) and he escaped from my room and went downstairs into one of the therapists rooms when they had a patient in there. Never been taken to work again!

I am sure many of you with a dachshund will understand that my dog is not totally out of control, he is just a naughty dachshund. I am reassured that Harvey, our other daxie, is so well behaved and not at all like Jasper, which makes me think he just a naughty little boy and it is not my parental skills. I wouldn’t change him for the world mind you, we all love him dearly and think the bad behaviour just makes us love him more.